Breaking: Candace Owens Declines a Spot on The View: “I’m Not Rescuing Their “Woke” Show”

In a shocking turn of events, Candace Owens has gracefully declined an opportunity to grace The View with her presence.

In a press release that could only be described as both poetic and enigmatic, Owens declared, “I’m Not Rescuing Their Fading Show.” The nation collectively held its breath as the matriarchs of The View were left contemplating life without the electrifying presence of Owens.