A 70 Year Old Woman Finally Decided To Get MarriedโฆBrilliant continuation in the first comment ๐๐
โHusband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bedโ
She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didnโt find anybody suitable.
She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring.
She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
โCan I help you?โ She asks.
The man smiles and says โIts me, your new husband!โ
โYou must be jokingโฆโ The woman laughs.
โWell think about it,โ he says. โI have no arms so i cannot beat you.
I have no legs so i cant walk all over you.
โThe womanโs eyes narrow and she asks โAre you still good in bed?
โThe man leans back in his chair and smiles.
โI rang the doorbell didnโt I?โ
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