A 70 Year Old Woman Finally Decided To Get Marriedโ€ฆBrilliant continuation in the first comment ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

โ€œHusband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bedโ€

She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didnโ€™t find anybody suitable.

She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring.

She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.

โ€œCan I help you?โ€ She asks.

The man smiles and says โ€œIts me, your new husband!โ€

โ€œYou must be jokingโ€ฆโ€ The woman laughs.

โ€œWell think about it,โ€ he says. โ€œI have no arms so i cannot beat you.

I have no legs so i cant walk all over you.

โ€œThe womanโ€™s eyes narrow and she asks โ€œAre you still good in bed?

โ€œThe man leans back in his chair and smiles.

โ€œI rang the doorbell didnโ€™t I?โ€


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