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Lia Thomas is Fighting for HER Spot on Women’s Team For 2024 Olympics
In a dazzling display of gender equality, Lia Thomas is valiantly fighting for her well-deserved spot on the women’s team for the 2024 Olympics. Because who needs biological distinctions when we can all just identify our way to victory? Forget about the pesky details like muscle mass, bone density, or, you know, basic anatomy. Lia…
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Breaking:Coach Andy Reid Suspended Travis Kelce and Fined Him with $10 Million
In a shocking turn of events, Coach Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs has taken disciplinary action against star player Travis Kelce that has left the football world scratching their heads. In a move that can only be described as bizarre, Reid has suspended Kelce and slapped him with a jaw-dropping $10 million fine.…
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NFL Announces ‘Black National Anthem’ Performer for Super Bowl
Leave it to our gigantic media conglomerates to double down on bad ideas. Repeating a controversial move from last year’s Super Bowl (and most recent sports events since 2020), the NFL announced that they are beginning Super Bowl LVIII with the so-called “Black National Anthem,” as well as the actual national anthem. As announced by…
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Reba McEntire Kicks Off Super Bowl LVIII With Epic Rendition Of The National Anthem
Country music legend Reba McEntire set social media ablaze with an epic rendition of the National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII on Sunday. As McEntire was singing, the broadcast cut back and forth between a number of soldiers deployed overseas in South Korea, as well as the Las Vegas dome, which was decorated with the…
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Fans Cheered Reba McEntire’s National Anthem, Boo Andra Day’s Black National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII
In an event that encapsulated the breadth of America’s cultural and societal divisions yet also its moments of unity, Super Bowl LVIII presented a stark juxtaposition in public reception to two powerful performances. The pre-game ceremony was graced by the legendary Reba McEntire, who delivered a rendition of the National Anthem that soared across the…
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Riley Gaines files $2 Million suit against Lia Thomas: “She took everything from me”
University of Kentucky swimmer Riley Gaines was recently accosted by liberals when she went to testify about her experience competing against biological male Lia Thomas. Since then, Thomas has fired back, calling Gaines an “entitled Little Brat.” Gaines has more class than to respond to those personal attacks, so she instead told her lawyers to…
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Fans Cheered Reba McEntire’s National Anthem, Boo Andra Day’s Black National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII
In an event that encapsulated the breadth of America’s cultural and societal divisions yet also its moments of unity, Super Bowl LVIII presented a stark juxtaposition in public reception to two powerful performances. The pre-game ceremony was graced by the legendary Reba McEntire, who delivered a rendition of the National Anthem that soared across the…
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony To Give a Tribute to Toby Keith at the Next Super Bowl Halftime
In an era where music transcends boundaries, the announcement that Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony will dedicate a tribute to the late Toby Keith during the next Super Bowl halftime show has stirred a profound sense of anticipation and reflection among fans and patriots alike. This tribute is more than a performance; it is a…
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Breaking: Kid Rock’s Tribute to Toby Keith Sets New Record, Drawing More Fans Than Taylor Swift’s Biggest Show
In an evening that will be etched in the annals of music history, Kid Rock’s tribute to the late, great Toby Keith not only honored the country music legend’s enduring legacy but also broke attendance records previously held by none other than pop icon Taylor Swift. This monumental event, which drew hundreds of thousands of…
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony’s Super Bowl LVII Homage to Toby Keith Surpasses Game Ratings
In a stunning turn of events at Super Bowl LVII, the halftime show outshone the actual game as Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony’s tribute to Toby Keith took the spotlight and left the football action trailing behind in the ratings race. Forget the touchdowns and field goals; the real competition was on the stage. The…