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Breaking: Candace Owens Declines a Spot on The View: “I’m Not Rescuing Their “Woke” Show”
In a shocking turn of events, Candace Owens has gracefully declined an opportunity to grace The View with her presence. In a press release that could only be described as both poetic and enigmatic, Owens declared, “I’m Not Rescuing Their Fading Show.” The nation collectively held its breath as the matriarchs of The View were…
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13 Red State Governors Join TX Gov. Abbott For Press Conference In Eagle Pass
Governors from 13 states joined Texas Governor Greg Abbott for a press conference at Shelby Park, which has become the site of a weeks-long showdown between the Biden Administration and Texas National Guard personnel over border security enforcement. Texas has received support from governors of 25 states after the Supreme Court ruled last month that…
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Breaking: Girls Swimming Team Refuses To Compete Against Biological Male, Says “It’s Not fair”
In a move that has reignited the complex debate around gender and sports, a girls’ high school swimming team made a bold statement: they refused to compete against a biological male swimmer. Their reason? “It’s not fair.” This decision has sent waves through the sporting community, prompting discussions about fairness, inclusivity, and the future of…
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6-year-old boy goes viral after saluting military men at airport
After all, the serving men and women who sacrifice so much for our continued freedom are deserved of it. As an adult I’m extremely aware of this, and I support our troops whenever the possibility arises. That said, when I was young the concept could sometimes escape me. Sure, I knew that soldiers were doing…
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Breaking: Olympic Committee Rejects Lia Thomas’ 2024 Olympic Participation Bid
The Olympic Committee’s recent decision to reject Lia Thomas’ bid for the 2024 Olympics has sent shockwaves through the sporting world. The committee’s use of the term “cheater” is an extraordinary departure from their usual diplomatic language, indicating a potential shift in how transgender athletes are perceived in high-level competitions. This blunt rejection challenges the…
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Consents To Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Show
Roseanne Barr’s upcoming show is taking form. Starting this autumn, airing in the same time slot as “The View,” Rosie will captivate America with groundbreaking monologues, astute political commentary, special guests from the conservative realm, and, as an added treat, Chef Gordon Ramsay. Chef Ramsay will drop by once a week, likely on Thursdays, to…
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Elon Musk Fires Entire Cast of “The View ” After Acquiring ABC
Musk’s acquisition of ABC leads to shock waves as entire cast of “The View” gets fired.In a move that has stunned the world of television, Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has acquired ABC and promptly fired the entire cast of the long-running talk show, “The View.”Sources close to Musk say that he was…
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Breaking: Jason Aldean’s ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour Shatters Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record
In an unprecedented surge of popularity, Jason Aldean’s “You Can’t Cancel America Tour” has shattered the concert attendance records previously held by Taylor Swift. This phenomenal achievement not only marks a significant milestone in Aldean’s career but also underscores the evolving dynamics of the American music scene.Jason Aldean, a renowned name in the country music…
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Breaking: Girls’ Swim Team Takes Stand Against Mixed-Gender Competition, Citing Fairness Concerns”
In a shocking turn of events, the local high school’s Girls’ Swim Team has reportedly refused to compete against a biological male swimmer, sparking a wave of controversy that has left the community in a pool of disbelief. Dubbed the “Splashgate” scandal, the team’s decision to take a stand against what they perceive as an…
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Michael Jordan Rejects $400 Million Deal with Disney, Citing Concerns Over Company Values “They’re Woke”
In a plot twist that left Mickey Mouse questioning his own existence, Michael Jordan recently turned down a jaw-dropping $400 million offer from Disney, declaring, “I don’t work with woke companies; I prefer my fairy tales without a side of social justice.” As news of this rejection spread, Goofy reportedly tripped over his oversized shoes…