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TRUE: Reba McEntire just PROVED there is only ONE national anthem
In a surprising twist, Reba McEntire’s latest revelation rocked the nation, asserting there’s only one national anthem. In an avant-garde performance, she sang the anthem with such conviction that all others vanished from existence. Spectators were left bewildered, wondering if they had been living in a multi-anthem illusion. Rumors circulated that McEntire’s next act involves…
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Breaking: 6 Players Ejected for Anthem Kneeling “They are not going to learn”
In a shocking turn of events, six players were ejected from the game for committing the heinous crime of peacefully kneeling during the national anthem. Apparently, the powers that be have declared that a silent gesture of protest is more offensive than a blatant disregard for fair play. One can’t help but marvel at the…
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Jason Momoa Refuses $40 Million for Dune Part Two “Im Not Saving Your Woke Company”
In a shocking turn of events, Jason Momoa, the Aquaman star, reportedly turned down a jaw-dropping $40 million offer to reprise his role in Dune Part Two. Momoa, known for his brawny on-screen presence, allegedly cited his refusal as a stand against what he termed “woke company nonsense.” In an exclusive interview, Momoa quipped, “I’m…
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Reba McEntire Gatherd Black and White with National Anthem Not Like Andra Day’s Singing Black National Anthem
In a world where the notes of the National Anthem gathered like a monochromatic symphony, Reba McEntire’s rendition stood proudly in grayscale glory. As she belted out the anthem, it was as if the shades of black and white synchronized in perfect harmony, a musical ode to the timeless anthem. Meanwhile, Andra Day stepped into…
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Female JIU-JITSU athletes are praised by Riley Gaines for their refusal to compete against men.
An exclusive article about female martial artists who declined to compete in a jiu-jitsu event after men began to dominate the women’s division was published by Reduxx on Friday. The North American Grappling Association (NAGA) changed its rules less than a day after the story was published due to the strong outcry caused by the…
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Andra Day’s was Booed for Black National Anthem but Fans Cheered for Reba McEntire For Real National Anthem
In a baffling turn of events at a recent event, soulful singer Andra Day found herself in an unexpected spotlight as she was reportedly booed for singing the Black National Anthem. The audience, it seems, was blissfully unaware that the Black National Anthem is a powerful symbol of unity and resilience within the Black community.…
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Breaking: Andra Day Receives Lifetime Bans for Singing Black National Anthem
In an absurd twist of events, acclaimed singer Andra Day has been handed not one, but a series of lifetime bans for daring to lend her vocal prowess to the rendition of the Black National Anthem. Apparently, her soul-stirring performance was deemed a threat to the established order of musical norms. Observers are left scratching…
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Colin Kaepernick Is Happy with Andra Day’s Performing the Black National Anthem
The NFL has announced that they will begin the Super Bowl LVIII next month with the “Black National Anthem” as well as the actual national anthem. This decision has sparked controversy, with some questioning the need for a separate national anthem for the black community. The song “Lift Every Voice and Sing” has gained newfound…
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Elon Musk Calls for Taylor Swift Ban at Super Bowl: Claims ‘Unfair Advantage’ in Halftime Show
In a bizarre turn of events at this year’s Super Bowl, tech mogul Elon Musk shocked viewers worldwide by demanding the banning of none other than pop icon Taylor Swift from future halftime performances. The SpaceX CEO, known for his eccentric tweets and outlandish ideas, took to social media during Swift’s electrifying halftime show to…
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Swift (center) introduced Paul McCartney (left) to Travis Kelce’s dad Ed Kelce (right) inside a VIP suite at the Super Bowl on Sunday
Cameras picked up a few words shared between America’s hottest celebrity couple, with Kelce asking pop sensation Taylor ‘was it electric?’ before she gushed ‘It was unbelievable. One of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced.’ Kelce later got up onto the stage as he sung a rendition of Viva Las Vegas into the microphone before…