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Just In: Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Unite Against Whoopi Goldberg, Addressing Toxicity
In a world where alarm clocks are considered personal enemies and coffee is worshipped as a deity, Riley Gaines and Candace Owens decided to embark on a mission so audacious that even conspiracy theorists would raise an eyebrow. Armed with sarcasm as their weapon of choice, they set out to dismantle the reign of Whoopi…
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“Take Your Wokeness With You”: Candace Owens Throws Lia Thomas Out Of The View Set
In a turn of events that left viewers of “The View” both bewildered and amused, Candace Owens, the newest co-host replacing Whoopi Goldberg, took a stand against what she called “extreme wokeness” by theatrically ejecting Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from the show’s set. The episode, which critics are already calling a mix between a…
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TRUE: Gordon Ramsey Fires Out Whoopi Goldberg from His Restaurant
In a shocking culinary twist, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has reportedly ousted Whoopi Goldberg from his restaurant empire. Sources say Ramsay was dissatisfied with Goldberg’s attempts at recreating his signature dishes, claiming they lacked the “flavorful finesse” he demands in his kitchens. Witnesses describe Ramsay’s critique as scalding, with him allegedly declaring, “This kitchen is…
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Joe Biden Acknowledges the Possibility of His Health – “Legitimate” Concern for Voters
As Joe Biden approaches his 80th birthday, he finds himself in a unique position, leading the United States as its President, and contemplating a bid for a second term in the 2024 election. With the passage of time, his age and health have become focal points of discussion. President Biden himself has not shied away…
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TRUE: Reba McEntire just PROVED there is only ONE national anthem
In a surprising twist, Reba McEntire’s latest revelation rocked the nation, asserting there’s only one national anthem. In an avant-garde performance, she sang the anthem with such conviction that all others vanished from existence. Spectators were left bewildered, wondering if they had been living in a multi-anthem illusion. Rumors circulated that McEntire’s next act involves…
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Breaking: 6 Players Ejected for Anthem Kneeling “They are not going to learn”
In a shocking turn of events, six players were ejected from the game for committing the heinous crime of peacefully kneeling during the national anthem. Apparently, the powers that be have declared that a silent gesture of protest is more offensive than a blatant disregard for fair play. One can’t help but marvel at the…
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Jason Momoa Refuses $40 Million for Dune Part Two “Im Not Saving Your Woke Company”
In a shocking turn of events, Jason Momoa, the Aquaman star, reportedly turned down a jaw-dropping $40 million offer to reprise his role in Dune Part Two. Momoa, known for his brawny on-screen presence, allegedly cited his refusal as a stand against what he termed “woke company nonsense.” In an exclusive interview, Momoa quipped, “I’m…
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Reba McEntire Gatherd Black and White with National Anthem Not Like Andra Day’s Singing Black National Anthem
In a world where the notes of the National Anthem gathered like a monochromatic symphony, Reba McEntire’s rendition stood proudly in grayscale glory. As she belted out the anthem, it was as if the shades of black and white synchronized in perfect harmony, a musical ode to the timeless anthem. Meanwhile, Andra Day stepped into…
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Female JIU-JITSU athletes are praised by Riley Gaines for their refusal to compete against men.
An exclusive article about female martial artists who declined to compete in a jiu-jitsu event after men began to dominate the women’s division was published by Reduxx on Friday. The North American Grappling Association (NAGA) changed its rules less than a day after the story was published due to the strong outcry caused by the…
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Andra Day’s was Booed for Black National Anthem but Fans Cheered for Reba McEntire For Real National Anthem
In a baffling turn of events at a recent event, soulful singer Andra Day found herself in an unexpected spotlight as she was reportedly booed for singing the Black National Anthem. The audience, it seems, was blissfully unaware that the Black National Anthem is a powerful symbol of unity and resilience within the Black community.…