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Breaking: Andra Day Receives Lifetime Bans for Singing Black National Anthem
In an absurd twist of events, acclaimed singer Andra Day has been handed not one, but a series of lifetime bans for daring to lend her vocal prowess to the rendition of the Black National Anthem. Apparently, her soul-stirring performance was deemed a threat to the established order of musical norms. Observers are left scratching…
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Colin Kaepernick Is Happy with Andra Day’s Performing the Black National Anthem
The NFL has announced that they will begin the Super Bowl LVIII next month with the “Black National Anthem” as well as the actual national anthem. This decision has sparked controversy, with some questioning the need for a separate national anthem for the black community. The song “Lift Every Voice and Sing” has gained newfound…
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Elon Musk Calls for Taylor Swift Ban at Super Bowl: Claims ‘Unfair Advantage’ in Halftime Show
In a bizarre turn of events at this year’s Super Bowl, tech mogul Elon Musk shocked viewers worldwide by demanding the banning of none other than pop icon Taylor Swift from future halftime performances. The SpaceX CEO, known for his eccentric tweets and outlandish ideas, took to social media during Swift’s electrifying halftime show to…
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Swift (center) introduced Paul McCartney (left) to Travis Kelce’s dad Ed Kelce (right) inside a VIP suite at the Super Bowl on Sunday
Cameras picked up a few words shared between America’s hottest celebrity couple, with Kelce asking pop sensation Taylor ‘was it electric?’ before she gushed ‘It was unbelievable. One of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced.’ Kelce later got up onto the stage as he sung a rendition of Viva Las Vegas into the microphone before…
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Breaking: TAYLOR SWIFT BOOTED KANYE FROM SUPER BOWL SEAT
Kanye West apparently intended to upstage Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl — but the pop superstar torpedoed his plan — at least, that’s what one former NFL star is claiming.Brandon Marshall — who played in the league from 2006-2018 for a number of teams — made the shocking allegation on his “Paper Route” podcast…
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Country Music Hall of Fame Disqualifies Taylor Swift’s “Bubble Gum Music” From Consideration
Taylor Swift’s day just got worse. After the Academy of Country Music cut its ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame announced it would remove all of her “bubble gum music” from consideration.She tosses a twangy song n here and there to keep her spot in the Academy and the awards coming in,”…
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Lia Thomas is Fighting for HER Spot on Women’s Team For 2024 Olympics
In a dazzling display of gender equality, Lia Thomas is valiantly fighting for her well-deserved spot on the women’s team for the 2024 Olympics. Because who needs biological distinctions when we can all just identify our way to victory? Forget about the pesky details like muscle mass, bone density, or, you know, basic anatomy. Lia…
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Breaking:Coach Andy Reid Suspended Travis Kelce and Fined Him with $10 Million
In a shocking turn of events, Coach Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs has taken disciplinary action against star player Travis Kelce that has left the football world scratching their heads. In a move that can only be described as bizarre, Reid has suspended Kelce and slapped him with a jaw-dropping $10 million fine.…
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NFL Announces ‘Black National Anthem’ Performer for Super Bowl
Leave it to our gigantic media conglomerates to double down on bad ideas. Repeating a controversial move from last year’s Super Bowl (and most recent sports events since 2020), the NFL announced that they are beginning Super Bowl LVIII with the so-called “Black National Anthem,” as well as the actual national anthem. As announced by…
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Reba McEntire Kicks Off Super Bowl LVIII With Epic Rendition Of The National Anthem
Country music legend Reba McEntire set social media ablaze with an epic rendition of the National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII on Sunday. As McEntire was singing, the broadcast cut back and forth between a number of soldiers deployed overseas in South Korea, as well as the Las Vegas dome, which was decorated with the…