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Breaking: New Patriots Head Coach Discusses ‘Racism’ In NFL
The New England Patriots have filled a gap in the organization that was left behind when Bill Belichick and the team parted ways by hiring Jerod Mayo to be the team’s next head coach. Mayo, an African American coach, focused on his race and what he considered a “problem” in the NFL. Mayo is the…
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Oliver Anthony Shatters Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record “Without Effort”
In a stunning display of oblivious brilliance, Oliver Anthony managed to outdo himself yet again. The man who once mistook a blender for a microphone has now decided to break Taylor Swift’s concert attendance record, and all “without even trying.” In a world where effort is overrated, Anthony has become the unwitting hero of the…
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Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Excluded from Pro Soccer Hall of Fame: “She’s a Terrible Role Model”
Megan Rapinoe has found herself excluded from consideration for the Pro Soccer Hall of Fame, and the critique surrounding her candidacy centers on concerns about her suitability as a role model. Critics argue that Rapinoe’s behavior both on and off the field has raised questions about her ability to serve as an inspiration for aspiring…
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Breaking: Riley Gaines Did The Impossible She Beated Lia Thomas In Olympic Qualifier
In an astonishing turn of events, Riley Gaines achieved the seemingly impossible by outswimming Lia Thomas in the Olympic qualifier. The world collectively gasped as Gaines, armed with nothing but determination and perhaps a secret stash of caffeine, managed to beat Thomas, who is basically a mermaid with a speed boost.As Gaines approached the finish…
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Watch: Aaron Rodgers Rips ESPN, Sports Media For Cancellation Attempt Following Kimmel
The Aaron Rodgers controversy continues to rage despite the future Hall of Famer not seeing the field since the fourth play of the first game. Rodgers amazed medicine with the speed of his rehab and recovery and was prepared to play late in the season if the Jets were in playoff contention. Alas, they weren’t,…
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70-Year-Old Widow Posts Newspaper Advert Looking For New Husband That Went Viral
70-Year-Old Widow Posts Newspaper Advert Looking For New Husband That Went Viral When you’ve been alone for a while, it can be uncomfortable and frightening to put yourself back out there and look for romantic partners. The most important lesson to learn is, of course, to never pass judgment on people without first giving them…
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Booed Off Loudly At Guy Fieri’s Restaurant, Gets Kicked Off Immediately
In a surprising turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg, renowned co-host of “The View,” faced a public uproar during a recent visit to celebrity chef Guy Fieri’s restaurant. The incident unfolded as Goldberg encountered loud boos from diners, ultimately resulting in her immediate removal from the establishment.Guy Fieri’s restaurants are known for their lively atmosphere, bold…
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Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items
Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking a stand against a shopper who didn’t feel like following the rules. The best moment I ever had in a…
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Soldier’s grave suddenly turns bright green, mother learns an ‘angel’ has been watching over him
Joseph Anthony Villasenor, a United States Air Force veteran who served his country for 16 years, was killed in a car accident while driving to pitch in a Charleston Air Force Base Air Force Softball League game on August 9, 2010. He was laid to rest at the Garden Park Cemetery in Conroe, Texas. Last…
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After Receiving A $3.28 Tip From A Group Of Teens, Their Server Received A Note
I can still remember the feeling of being a fresh teen and thinking I knew it all. Teenage years are that extreme learning curve between childhood and adulthood – making mistakes is simply a rite of passage during this time. Although this isn’t unique, what is unique is when teens make a mistake and have…